Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Another Thing I Should Have Patented!


Once again, a weird thing I've done in life has come to be a reality...and is going to make money.

I had that idea in college when I had 65 cents to last me the day and I found the joys of an empty bag of Sour Patch Kids. After I had finished the delicious candies, I wasn't satisfied, so I held the bag up to my noise and inhaled, while making he chewing motions. Somehow, it worked. Now Weight Watchers is going to capitalize on it, turning sticker freaks into anorexics.

Son of a bitch!

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